Come one, come all and see the freak show

Watch and learn just how much of a mess I am

Don’t get too close or you might just run away

Grab the popcorn and witness as I fall apart again

Sharpen your axes and ready the knives

To throw right at the target between my eyes

Take advantage of my weakness and stupidity

As I discover yet another way to self-destruct

By the time we’re done you’ll hate me just like all the rest

And I’ll be left alone to pick up all the pieces

Just in time for another one to get to watch the show