Maybe this is a petty thought

but I almost hope we get to the point

where my constant presence

in some part of your world

just absolutely gets under your skin

I want it to irritate the hell out of you

when we’re at the same event

or your family is with me

or I sent you a message this morning

with a link to something you wanted to do

and now you feel like you can’t

because it was suggested by me

I do these things not to mess with you

I do them because I want to

Because I want to care about you

we like doing the same things

and I adore your family

but the bonus of driving you nuts

as you try to pull away

only for me to stay close

is like icing on the cake

And since I’m diabetic

that’s the only icing I can have

So forgive me if I feast on it

for at least a little while